You know you have no life when you have nothing better to do than go to your little sisters birthday party.
You know your bums got big when you don’t fit into the jeans you used to :(
What happens when you bump into your crush on the street
*me* umm urr umm hi
*him* hi… What are you doing here?
*me* umm urr umm nothing
*him* ok… Well I’ll see you at school then
*me* umm urr umm ok
*in his head* what a weirdo
*in my head* umm urr umm?!? I’m such a loser…
Realising you love someone you’ve never even met.
When i have no money I always end up going shopping. What’s that about?
Walking into a shop and then walking back out again because you can’t remember what you came in for.
Dad: "so do you want to show me where you found the sheet?"